Pain Panic Penises

3 ao3 tags that are next to each other in the popular tags section

' Pain Panic Penises, ahh yes the 3 p's ' (i said this very loudly once vv funny)

by sillygooselings July 31, 2022

bi panic couple

When you see a straight couple who are both hot and it sends you into bi panic

“Did you see Sarah started dating Ryan?”
“Omg I know, they total gave me bi panic”
“Such a bi panic couple”

by Opposite peach December 21, 2022

wasabi panties

When you have a burning sensation down there after you fill your undies with wasabi. “Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”

“Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”

by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023

loose the silk panties

You just bought a (fill in the blank) and you are not using it as designed

Loose the silk panties run it like you stole it

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

twisting her panties

to get so frustrated and overwhelmed that you can't deal

"Careful, dude. Don't trigger her. She's gonna start twisting her panties"

by rawrrrXD August 24, 2017

Your auntie sniff pantie

The worst roast to ever exist

When it is said the space time continuum collapses in on itself

Carl: your mum gay
Josh: don’t make me do it

Carl: Do it
Josh your auntie sniff pantie

The universe gets ripped apart

by Xxxnoscopexxx May 13, 2018

Your Auntie eat Pantie

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.

Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

by Xycrossd May 14, 2018