pandy

has a big resmemblance to a 1980's homosexual.His favourite drink is ice tea and he love retro hair cuts. he espcially likes anal probing and sitting on pointy objects.Teachers are his god and he loves brown nosing them.

bloody hell look at his retro hair cut, he must be a pandy

by gouger2 September 29, 2003

Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.

by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003

Paddington's Pajama's

Article of clothing worn between the sheets. It was once said that Paddington the bear growled all day and night until he found the right pair of pajama's to wear to bed. He tried several pairs and non of them ever fit him right. So he designed a plan to search the world over for the perfect pair. He didn't want satin or he'd surly slide off the bed. He didn't want wool. It made him itch. He didn't want thick because it made him sweat. Then he happened to be on the Net searching and all of a sudden the perfect pair popped up on his screen. They were soft cotton, breathable, full of color and air and even if he got cold they would always keep him warm.

A perfect love is like a pair of Paddington's Pajama's when it pops up in someones life it fit's.

I think he/she needs a pair of paddington's pajama's so they stop growling at people and know that they fit each other so right.

Paddington have you found your pajama's yet?

by Wlfdg's<3spoon February 4, 2010

wood puddy

When seiman sticks to her like puddy

How about I give you some of this Paul Seagraves wood puddy

by Paul Seagraves December 3, 2007

Paddyism

i-A "true" phrase/statement that contains little or no fact value at all.

ii-Insistance on a phrase/statement being correct even in the face of overwhelming odds/people who can verify that the phrase/statement is incorrect/contains no factual prof.

iii-Changing a forementioned phrase/statement to the correct and factual version and then insisting that the factual correct phrase/statement is the orginal version that was spoken. See also to Lie fib embellish

"Check out the latest Paddyisms.

i- He said most Bartenders are left handed."
i-Motorsport is the most popular sport in the world"

Even after we told him contrary, he insisted his Paddyism was correct.

ii-"After they have built a high rise, they use the crane legs as elevator shafts"
"Polar bears ARE black"

He's now changed his Paddyism

iii- "what I actually said, was that the Polar bears' SKIN is black"

by General Webster November 6, 2007

Padders

An extremely rare, some say unique form of Ursus Peruvius. Its natural habitat being that of an encrusted unmade bed, surrounded by a stench unmistakable his own. Sightings are rare, but it is believed that there exists only a single compatible mating partner in the wild; the short, evidently deformed creature, know as the Clag.

(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers

(claggers): Thankyaaaaaah

repeat ad nauseum...

by Padders December 3, 2003