Post-Dance Syndrome

The feeling that you have after going to a dance with a girl, which usually makes you feel sad and want to be more then friends

Dude, Jim is so depressed, Sadies just ended and Joyce hasn't called him in a week. He probably has post-dance syndrome.

by SuperSingleton December 28, 2009

positize

The act of turning something negative into a positive

We are going to positize that thought

by witha April 19, 2016

posho

Informal slang for "an upper class person". Now commonly used in place of the term "posh cunt" in situations where use of this term would be considered impolite or inadvisable.

"Have you seen Fred's flat lately? That new bird he's got is a right posho"

by Randomfagg0t June 28, 2019

post-con depression

you go to ANY convention (furry con, anime con, etc.)then you go back home and just want to go back so very badly since it was so fun and exciting (and most likely not sexual)

post-con depression not used that much :/

by a sad potato April 30, 2020

jacko pose

A pose that requires you to break several bones

Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!

by Professional standards September 12, 2021

kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring

I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.

by Mark Martwat Jr. February 4, 2018

poshlust

A fad, commercial hook or type of propaganda in which an item which is trashy, cheap, useless and overpriced is given grandiose purpose and meaning which transparently contradicts its nature. Usually it only takes one person to notice how stupid poshlust is in order to kill it, but most people don't want to lose their sense of false-belonging so in our soft-drink-and-game-show culture they embrace new poshlust at every chance.

Jeopardy Contestant-- "I'll take words from Russia for $600, Alex."

Alex Trebek-- "The answer is: Support Our Troops stickers on an SUV, $300 jeans made to look old, and Paris Hilton trying to be like Common People."

Winning Contestant-- "What is poshlust?"

by Jen Minola October 10, 2005