Fat Football Player

This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to society at all.

Paul is a fat football player

by Kevin Wild Wild West July 12, 2006

game player s

A "game player s" is a person who desperately tries to destroy a message board. More specifically, message boards related to video games.
A "game player s" has been said to love video games, but hates anyone else who gets near them.

"Ah, hell naw! He's game player s'ing this place up!"

"A game player s has been lurking, and the increased number of moderations is pointing him out!"

by timmypod November 5, 2005

football player

dumb, moronic meat heads who's only job in life is placed at great jeopordy every time they get a concussion.

wow did you see that football player try to eat that plastic fruit? man he is dumb just like all the rest of them.

by lacrosse is better then football November 17, 2003

football player

A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.

I am a football player.

by TheKickerman19 February 20, 2013

Trumpet player

They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.

"Will you trumpet players shut up for just two minutes?!"

by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019

leet player

A person who uses numbers to replace letters in their username to make them look cool or better than other players.

Leet player: OMG MY USERNAME IS SO COOL LIKE SWAGGGG

Other player: Shut the FUCK up.

Usernames: th3d0gs, r1ott3ch99

by SpecialJohnnyguy March 18, 2014

bassoon player

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.

That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.

by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016