Pineapple sex

When a man carves a hole in a pineapple and proceeds to fuck the pineapple.

"I feel like having pineapple sex right now.

by Chair made of potatoes November 28, 2020

pineapple.x.easterling

A tiktoker that makes edits for Addison and hopes to get on famous birthday one day 💖🥺🦋

Pineapple.x.easterling is an amazing fanpage editor

by From a fab of her December 2, 2020

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs is the green little leave things on top of a pineapple. creds to Anix for making this word.

Anix: time to make the little green things on the pineapple top.
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!

by McDonald’s.my.love March 9, 2021

Pineapple Pork Stick

When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.

What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick

by Casey O'Neil April 1, 2021