Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.

The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.

by pilreadydog April 30, 2008

Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.

Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*

by Ferdinando June 6, 2007

Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men

Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.

by Rob June 9, 2004

Pickle Smoocher

Supposedly straight men who actually relish watching American Idol

Hey, who else misses American Idol? Not me you pickle smoocher

by Gtnwood June 10, 2008

making a pickle

The act of a lonely woman using a large cucumber as a substitute for a man's penis for her sexual pleeasure.

Where is Mary? She's up in her room making pickles

by pbrown September 7, 2005

dickle pickle

a bad situation.

I was in such a dickle pickle yesterday, I'm surprised I got out of it.

by pikl October 20, 2010

pickle sucker

A younger person who likes having sex with older men.

Snooki is a pickle sucker.

by julianablelar October 30, 2010