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chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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