One Percenter Problem 

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")

Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.

One Percenter Problem by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012

One Two Shuffle 

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

One Two Shuffle by Paddo83 November 3, 2012

One Dolla Holla

An inexpensive, short in duration, yet quality strip show provided to an individual that comes at a discounted price due to comradery or goodwill.

My bro Carson got so drunk last night he began giving out One Dolla Holla's to all the bitches

One Dolla Holla by TheWordMaker6000 June 19, 2013

One way mirror relationship

When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.

"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"

One way mirror relationship by Bob The Ghost July 15, 2016

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

One flick chick 

When it is really easy for the girl to cum.

Dude I was with this chick last night and she was a one flick chick,

One flick chick by Cam the man54 October 16, 2019

One Piece 

A never ending anime about a pirate who can’t swim.

grandpa: “hey grandson i used to watch this show called one piece, you heard of it?”

grandson: “of course the new episode just aired yesterday.”

One Piece by Kuroneko degenerate June 11, 2021