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Soaked Egg Race

When two or more males take turns having unprotected sex with a female until they cum. When one guy cums, the next in line has his chance and it goes on till the last guy has had his try. The winner is the one who gets her pregnant.
Jennifer was drunk so me and a bunch of other guys decided to perform a Soaked Egg Race with her.
by JankoDaGreat February 10, 2009
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Tu Madre Racing

Group of Honda heads located mainly in Piscataway , North Plainfield, South Plainfield and Plainfield, NJ. Usually seen driving their cars all around the tri-state area. Most can be seen using catch phrases such as FML, FTMFW, FTL and "Get Arped!"
John " Dude, What's that?"

Steve " You don't know?, It's Tu Madre Racing"

also.. can be said while rolling your R's

ex. Tu Madre Rrrrracing .. brrratt
by Brrrattt March 30, 2009
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Rock Racing Roach

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a UTV/ Rock Bouncer. Often found clinging to top drivers or getting railed in the woods. Hangs around a bunch of guys because she “hates drama”. Smells of rotting flesh and Victoria’s Secret perfume. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like Bobby Tanner on Cable Hill. -DDR
If Ol’ girl doesn’t answer the phone until the racers go trail riding...She’s probably a rock racing roach.
by DDR1014 July 6, 2018
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Pre-race Dump

The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.
"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"

"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
by BeulahBeast May 23, 2012
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Face value race

Races that have mainstream things about them.
Example: black, white, authentic Asians, Indians, mainstream middle easterns, Mexicans, Africans, and Europeans all are face value races.
by TheRealiest1000 October 18, 2023
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Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.
Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.
by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022
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Rick Ware Racing

Rick Ware Racing is a garbage NASCAR team with garbage cars and garbage drivers.
Kids, Rick Ware Racing ain’t right.
by Epicsz/SpeedDemon360 November 22, 2020
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