Spock off

To seek a logical answer and gain knowledge

Joe kept asking me why the sky was blue so I told him to go Spock off.

The cast of Jersey Shore could use some time to Spock off since they're a bunch of idiots.

by wishful_thinker February 11, 2010

lurking off

Gaining pleasure from spying on people online.

I walked into the room and caught Daniel totally lurking off to Stacey's profile.

by Jef_Benedetti February 28, 2012

Off the Chizel

Something extremely pleasurable. Much like 'off the hook' and 'off the chain'

Those jeans are off the chizel!

by GearGrindingGirl August 12, 2009

swaked off

when one dress the same as the person they are giving a hand job.

Dude Brittany just swaked off Brad, wearing his military boots and a loose fitting t-shirt.

by Alex_Delarge October 14, 2011

Jammin Off

Wackin' it

Jerkin' off
Pounding one out
Flogging the dolphin
Creaming off

Shawn doesn't think it's gay to be jammin off to tranny porn in a truck stop, but I'd feel weird about it.

by Creamin Off December 1, 2021

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

dudin' off

Just makes doing male things;

Why is Henry eating milk in a bowl with a tablespoon? Ahh, he's just dudin' off.

by Zoeseph Boxer July 10, 2017