by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018
Get the Twee-cockingmug. When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.
Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "
Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"
Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"
by Braddo May 25, 2017
Get the Stella Cockmug. The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding
by bicks September 6, 2013
Get the Cock-Cardingmug. The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.
Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
by Scrotron August 4, 2022
Get the Republican Cockmug. 
1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
Get the Cock the hammermug. Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016
Get the cock magockmug.