the maplesden noakes school

A school in maidstone filled with emos and arseholes. The headteacher has got more ass than sleep by the looks of his eye bags, and the place is run by nonces.

what school do you go to?
the maplesden noakes school
you must get nonced on often.

by local_munter April 25, 2024

Numbah’ than a cunt full of novacaine

A person whom lacks so much common sense and/or a combination of basic intelligence that they can be compared to an orifice of female genitalia filled with a numbing agent

origan- New England, Boston, Maine, New Hampshire

My sister in law is such a fucking dipshit, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of Novacaine .
Did you hear what Becky did? Oh my god, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of novacaine

by Uncuntedgay April 21, 2018

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia

A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.

by Shanedeboer July 26, 2011

Casa D. Nova

A boundless force of nature. His word is law, and all fodder (aka everyone but him), must bow down.

“Casa D. Nova’s opinion is 100% facts.”

by pirate_god September 5, 2022