nose treatment

When someone snorts semen off a surface

She's gonna give me such a mind blowing nose treatment

by Lizmfrussell September 27, 2017

kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

by newdawn23 December 31, 2016

nose typing

when you use your nose instead of your fingers to type. almost always comes out as a random jumble of letters that don't at all resemble what you meant to say.

Nose Typing: 89 np09kife3b5690 bt5gfr8debvgd3eu7trhyj6ghy9ere3

What I wanted to say (Translation): i love typing with my nose

by 625amk November 24, 2009

nose muff

Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female

"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "

by K o F September 29, 2019

truckers nose

a nose that is so big that you could shove apples up it

that girls truckers nose was so big that you could shove apples up it

by smartperson1234567654321 August 21, 2013

Bit on the nose

- Sus

OR

- Smelly/Stinky

Oh that Edward, he's a bit on the nose

by MollFactoryRacing November 19, 2020

nose-underwire

When a mask 😷 that is worn to protect others from getting airborne illnesses is worn UNDER your nose.

“Wish that dipshit would fix their nose-underwire so I don’t get sick!”

by Dump-Trump 2020 September 13, 2020