by ScaryG April 12, 2009

A term used to describe a woman's vagina after violent sex. The 'Purple Wombat' refers to the appearance of the vagina.
Man1: "Dude, we were going at it so hard last night I gave her a purple wombat."
Man2: "No Way!"
Man1: "Way."
Man2: "No Way!"
Man1: "Way."
by Flossua March 15, 2009

a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.
Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...
Stefan: PURPLE COW!
Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!
Stefan: PURPLE COW!
Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!
by stefan April 24, 2005

"That girl got her tongue all up in my damn purple starfish. Hell, I told her to get a damn Tic Tac she want to kiss me again."
by Kjackoh November 28, 2006

by AsherFlasher<3 June 19, 2010

by InsaneFeline January 12, 2009

A delicious beverage made primarily from Sprite, with enough blue drink mix and Hawaiian Punch to turn the drink a lightish purple. This drink is like sugary sex.
by Cap'n King June 18, 2009
