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Im actually freaking out an unknown number is spamming me

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step number 2 

In South Park the TV show, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman found a place underground where gnomes work constantly; step number one is to steal underwear, step three is to take over the world and no one knows what step two is.
Stan:"So what do you do?"
Gnome:"Step one, steal underpants. Step three take over the world!!"
Stan:"So what is step number 2?"
Gnome 1 :*pauses*"um, hey guys what's step two?"
Gnome 2 :*shruggs* "I don't know."

Bendy number 

A number that is the correct answer to a math problem when you don't understand and need an answer to write down. It can be bent into the correct answer.
Noa: what did u get for number 7?
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number
Bendy number by Yellow crocs April 17, 2017

engine number 9 

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids
'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'
engine number 9 by robj22 June 30, 2005

Phat Number 

A "phat number" is some marketing sales buzz factoid that is true in a specific context but mis-leading the audience in a deceptive way.

For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.

Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.
Saying McDonalds burgers have only 6% fat. (But 60% carbohydrates) is a phat number.

Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.

Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.

Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.

IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.
Phat Number by giuliocc January 19, 2010

A number 18 

A number 18 is the value meal that I forced every fast food chain to add to their menu and have not notified them of. A number 18 is a kid's meal bag filled with french fries.
Wendy's: Hello how may I help you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.
A number 18 by The Banchou June 27, 2011