Funny Number(s)

69, 420, credit card numbers and social security numbers count as well😈

Kris: Yo it's 4:20
Logan: Ha, funny number(s)

by Nigga Fish Gang November 23, 2020

wilt numbers

Having over 100+ sex parters. Wilt Chamberlain the only NBA to score 100 in a game but also had over 1000 sex partners.

Those prostitutes are probably in wilt numbers

by DeezNauts April 23, 2017

Number 2 Pussy

Anal, The secondary pussy. Having anal sex.

The asshole of a female

Person 1 "How was Amy's last night?"
Person 2 "She finally gave it up!"
Person 1 "Pussy?"
Person 2 "Number 2 Pussy at that!"
Person 1 "You lucky motherfucker"

by #shitmikesays September 3, 2012

number three

diarrhea. it is like a number one, but it is also like a number two. hence, number three.

Man, after that spicey chicken wing eating contest, I had flaming number three for like, two weeks.

by Dethbringer September 26, 2005

looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

by J Min January 26, 2009

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.

Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018