Dad joke

Dad jokes are cheesy jokes that are stereotypically jokes parents say.

Child: Hey Dad, I'm hungry!

Father: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Child: That's the worst and most overused dad joke.

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inself joke

An Inside joke that you have with yourself, and no-one else.
Typical of people with no friends or imaginary friends.

Person 1: 'heeheehee... Yoga Pants...'
Person 2: 'what are you laughing at?'
Person 1: 'Inself Joke dude... heeheeehee.'
Person 2: 'weirdo'
Person 3: 'I bet he has no friends.'

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Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.

-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.

by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010

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A joke that is only funny to parties that are not involved in the joke, but is depressing, frustrating, or simply not funny to parties that are involved in the joke. It is essentially the opposite of an inside joke.

Insider: I can't believe I sharted in my pants during jury duty.
Outsider: HAHAHAHAHA!
Insider: *Grrr* Yeah, I guess it's kind of an outside joke.

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joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.

Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.

by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009

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