Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
by TANGO December 12, 2012
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by Hairymanhhhh July 11, 2017
Get the jamaican hand wash mug.Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
by thetaco2 June 9, 2018
Get the Jamaican Car Wash mug.A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.
by 10Triggers November 11, 2005
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She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
by Merseybeat July 20, 2009
Get the Washed his Ferrari mug.The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
by hatrick5 June 5, 2010
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by Maury Povich Numbah Two March 6, 2010
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