A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by TripleAron May 17, 2022
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jesse whiting

A very amazing person who gets all the girls but doesn't like to date anyone.
by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018
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Jesse Tight

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.
This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever
by bsk$$$ December 03, 2020
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Jesse Hitaffer

Who?
Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?
by SD J.E.S.S.E November 29, 2024
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Jess Twitter Theory

The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter
Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
by powerluver January 23, 2025
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lvshes (jess)

she is the most sweetest, kind caring girl ever. wears glasses and has black beautiful hair, she will never fail to make you laugh and i love her for it <33!! but once u turn problematic she has all evidence and screenshots of you and wont think twice but to expose you along with her friends
I LOVE MY BESTIE lvshes (jess). i wanna wife her ;-;... /j
by imsohigh2094 October 02, 2023
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