Eye prostitute

Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.

Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.

by DrEmerick January 27, 2017

Church Eyes

The look in someone's eyes when giving you a look of judgement. i.e. showing disapproval.

Hey, don't give me those church eyes!

by plakefastic March 17, 2011

Photoshop Eyes

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good

Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle

by Zaamie July 7, 2011

watercolor eyes

Beautiful eyes that are shiny like water color paints.

Friend 1: “Omg girl his eyes are so dreamy!”
Friend 2: “Yeah! He has watercolor eyes!”

by lovergirl36 July 2, 2023

Eye Clit

That one spot on your eye that feels really good when you rub it.

Stasious: Bro I just hit the eye clit. I can't stop rubbing my eyes now

Cooper: Oh damn I love when that happens

Stasious: Me too tbh

by Coopertonium September 30, 2022

Aphrodite Eyes

Denotes when a person’s eyes are dialated.

Elaina is so high, she has Aphrodite eyes!

by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 22, 2021

Mustang eye

A condition which makes women appear much more attractive than they really are. The condition develops over time while attending Homestead High School (Cupertino).

Mustang eye person: Damn that girl looking hella fine
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.

by FartBoner69_420 February 21, 2021