Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm

It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.

by Hondipo January 24, 2019

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

Ball Bouncing

The sexual or nonsexual act of hopping up and down tescticle first on another's testicles.

John-"Where's Jimmy and Mackie."
Jeremy-"Ball bouncing at the masterbasium... where else."

by Duke Silver September 1, 2017

Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012

fluxsys balls

Blue balls x10

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!

by flardy December 1, 2019

cyber balls

only having the balls to say something when your on the internet.

being anonymous on the internet can give someone "cyber balls"

she's not tough, she just has cyber balls.

he's a total bitch in real life but online he has massive cyber balls

by alwayshaley May 18, 2011

lacrosse ball

The first ever weapon of mass-destruction. Used as a catalyst for winning lacrosse games, but when it's not tearing through the corners of a goal, can be a terribly destructive force that can break bones. Made out of pure rubber.

Little Tommy didn't know that when he threw his lacrosse ball, that it would fly out of his stick and smash a Ferrari, a window, then a lamp, next a television set, and then finally a man's femur.

by Rollencoaster April 20, 2014