Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024

Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022

Mushroom Ville

A group or bunch of fuckboys in one area

Hey Maddie, look at all the fuckboys.

Oh shit its mushroom ville out here.

by Anonymous Glitch September 4, 2021

Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020

The Mushroom

The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi

Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with

by The mushroom August 19, 2020