Michie

Hi. Michie is one of my BFFs. She is kindhearted, loving, fellow animal lover, and loves drawing

Uni: Hiya, Michiee
Michie: Uhh wat. I'm busy playing this weird pony game i found online which is boring to Uni but i still play it anyways

Uni: Aughhhhhh u r always playing it

Michie: Fine, I'll draw ur cat if u shut up

Uni: *happily shuts up

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

Munchies

Hes the Muncher

*Munch*

*Munch*
*Munch*
Munchies is Munching, see?

by Nice one Perma March 15, 2022

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

Michigan

Michigan is a state where it can be 30° one day and 75° the next. It also is home to one of the most devoted people. They will legit fight anyone who says that the college they support is not better. It also is a beautiful place, except for the big cities. Like Detroit.

Michigan is surrounded by 4 lakes. The other one that doesn’t surround it is weird.

by SWEETHOMEALABAMA69 May 15, 2022

Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan

"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"

by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022

Michigan loctite

Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick

Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off

by hollie198 September 10, 2022

Munchie-Patch

A woman’s Vagina.

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!

by The Gootz September 22, 2022