massausage

A massage on your sausage.

For an extra 15 bucks she gave me a massausage.

by lucy is awesome July 10, 2011

Eleven-finger Massage

When a man is massaging a woman while she is on her stomach and penetrating her with his "eleventh finger", his penis at the same time. It's doggy style with a happy ending.

Oh yeah, I gave this girl an amazing eleven-finger massage last night. She loves my eleventh finger the most.

by martingoestocolorado December 27, 2010

Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!

There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

message bombing

A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who just wants you to join them there.

Mandy is message bombing me, accusing me of sleeping with her boyfriend. Bitch is in nuts!

by Violetly N October 21, 2008

panty massacre

Slang for a period, menstrual cycle, etc.
Makes a largely visual comparison between menstrual blood and that really cool scene from Kill Bill V1 (or any other other massacre, for that matter).

Also refers to the hormonal anger brought on by periods.

Guy/Girl 1 - Oh my god, Jess forgot her pad today, it leaked through the back of her dress...

Guy/Girl 2 - Bad?

Guy/Girl 1 - Yeah, panty massacre... <shudders>

by Ramone the Gimp April 7, 2007

Lip Massage

A slow BlowJob. One involving a soft slow stroke of the lips on a nice hard shaft. A good lip masseus will stroke a cock all the way up and down using the throat as an assist.

Mary: "Guess what i did to Johnny today after school got out?"

Sue: "What?"

Mary: "I gave him the best lip massage eva!"

by LipMasseus February 5, 2013

Warm Bamboo Massage

This is an ancient therapy that has been introduced into the modern spa and salon. It is believed that the founder of the modern methodology is Stonehenge Australia Massage Kits, which originated in Australia. It is used by Remedial Therapists, Relaxation treatments and can be adapted to all massage modalities including reflexology, beauty and spa treatments, Eastern and Hawaiian therapies.

Warm Bamboo Massage is a treatment that is now in all countries and is commonly used with Hot Stone therapy treatments. It can be found Australia, UK, US, Europe, The Middle East, South East Asia, Japan, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Bali.

The ancient Romans, Polynesians, Indians, Greeks and Chinese have documented evidence of wooden tools used in massage and beauty treatments. In fact Bamboo Cupping Jars were used initially in Traditional Chinese Massage.

by Massage Guru September 5, 2011