move furniture

To have sex with a large woman.

"Did you move furniture last night?"

"Yeah, I fucked a human couch."

by leRayMoo September 19, 2014

we move

When something good happens to someone or if two or more people are in an agreement.

Person 1: Should we get takeaway?

Person 2: Sure

Person 1: We moveeeeee

by Divock Origi June 27, 2019

Cop Moves

Maneuvers which wordBrian David/word busts out daily.

Everyone knows Brian David got his part in "Wait Until Dark" because his cop moves were superior to everyone else's.

by Pappa Georgio March 20, 2003

moving whore

Someone who comes online makes a bunch of friends to help them move then dumps them right after the move claiming they live too far away.

That Swede was such a Moving Whore. He had me come over and help him relocate now the bitch won't drop a dime to call me.

by William P. Wood September 6, 2005

Moving in Silence

A phrase that is said by someone who wants to let everyone know what they're doing.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY INSTAGRAM POST OF ME AT THE GYM I'M MOVING IN SILENCE!!!!

by spendgedrekh February 18, 2021

Boner move

When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.

Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.

Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!

by C. R. P. March 6, 2010

Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009