Mom and Dad

The last people you want to see having sex together

"Mom and dad are such assholes, they won't even let me have a sleepover at Chris's house

by The cat from under your bed November 15, 2020

mom's spaghetti

Originally from "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. "Mom's spaghetti" is used at the end of a long speech or explanation.

Steve: "We need to grow as people in order to truly grow as a society. From time and time again, we have failed to provide the basic needs to human beings and because so, there are many that die preventable deaths. One day we will outgrow this trend and become truly divine creatures; mom's spaghetti."

by The Supreme Gentleman December 6, 2014

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky October 31, 2011

mom look

When you wife or girlfriend gives you that same look your mother used to when you were in deep doggie doo

I told an off color joke at the party and the wife gave me the "Mom Look"

Hey dude, I think you better calm down, your girlfriend is giving you that "Mom Look"

by I'm Joe Somebody August 24, 2014

mom card

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.

Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008

Mom Butt

When a female (usually an older woman, particularly a mother) wears unflattering, waist high jeans that give the buttocks a flat, unappealing look. It may sometimes entail wearing sweat pants bought from your local Walmart. Also note the buttocks may possibly look as if there is a large amount of cellulite. Either way, you don't want that.

Those Dungarees totally give that girl a mom butt, but I am desperate..

by TrustMe, Really November 12, 2009

Mom Job

The act of intercourse (generally from behind and on your side) with a female who is breastfeeding an infant, or another participator in said intercourse.

Dude, I pulled off the best Mom Job with that chick last night. It was weird when she was nursing her kid, but when her girl friend joined in it was totally worth it.

by RockerDaddy865 September 26, 2010