Never Mind Nirvana

A novel by Mark Lindquist about a man who refuses to grow up. It references many different bands, especially those from Seattle and/or the grunge scene, and the book contains many sex scenes. The name of each chapter is a reference to a song, such as "Hell's Like Teen Spirit", or "Sometimes in Winter", although in my opinion, the funniest chapter title in the book was "Courtney Love Must Die".

I read Never Mind Nirvana the other day, and now I can't stop listening to Pearl Jam.

Never Mind Nirvana by Basil Rowenoak March 31, 2008

california state of mind 

A play on the phrase "new york state of mind"; the act of thinking, acting, and possessing the traits of a true californian. Such characteristics include frequenting the beach, using slang known only to true californians, eating beach cuisine like acai bowls, or operating a vehicle like a california driver. Most people with the california state of mind are not afraid to set trends or act differently than non-californians because they know deep down the californian way is always right (excluding the economy). Having a California State of mind is closely tied with being under the influence of californication, and can be seen in one's laid back, dgaf-like personality.

That dude totally has the california state of mind; he listens to trendy indie music in the car while eating a california burrito, talking on the phone, and going 85 mph on his way to ocean beach.

california state of mind by erieee June 19, 2010

jedi mind fuck 

To fuck with someone's mind in the style of the Jedi

"Donnie, you're a rube"
"No, I'm not!"
Exercising of the jedi mind fuck
"Wow, I am a rube"

jedi mind fuck by Grand Master C February 5, 2005

Drowning Mind

A mind, so over whelmed that you begin to feel depressed, heavy, and ultimatly dead.

Matt has had a terrible semester this year, with his family falling apart, and his grades falling, he feels as if he is a Drowning Mind.

Drowning Mind by Matthew R. Voigt February 2, 2006

to mind 

To take things to your mind in a positive way

Man I just got locked up can you bail me out no I can’t man take it to mind

to mind by Ren masta August 10, 2017

Creative Mind 

The state of your mind when you take so much psychological drugs, that you start to think bizarrely, opening yourself to new ideas.

Right before the AP Literature exam, Nate took a bunch of drugs, hoping it will give him a "Creative Mind"

Creative Mind by Nemurudth October 26, 2018

my mind is blown 

when one is so astonished by anothers smartness or when one's mind is so confused by stupidity, the mind is then blown to smithereens.

person A:dude i think my stentorian graph is broken

person B:what?

Person A:the stentorian graph its broken

person B:dude...

Person A:now ill never be able to beat Einsteins theory of grephoxilacated uriaphromitioritre theory

Person B will not be able to talk anymore because his mind was completely blown

and i cant complete this because my mind is blown also

my mind is blown by camero939 April 10, 2010