Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007

Milf Mark

Tattoo located on the lower back of a woman. Formerly known as a Tramp Stamp.

* A mom bends down revealing a tattoo on her lower back. "Check out the milf mark on her!"

by khog August 14, 2011

Midfield, TX

Midfield is an unincorporated community in Matagorda County, Texas, United States. Although it is unincorporated, Midfield has a post office, with the ZIP code of 77458. It is known as a four way stop going to someplace else and it has a bar, a hotel, a Post Office, a church, a community center, and a volunteer fire department. Midfield is also characterized by having a shitload of trailer houses. Midfield is close to the cities of Bay City, El Campo, Palacios, and Edna and is approximately a hour and 30 minutes southwest of Houston, TX.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when we were on that road trip and we passed through Midfield, TX?
Guy 2: Dude, it was only a four way stop. Chill out.

by Someone Midfield Used to Know December 5, 2012

Milf Mafia

A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.

Jules couldn't wait to have her baby and be accepted in the Milf Mafia.

by Barry DeBeers January 13, 2015

MILF

a mom †hat you find amazingly attractive, hot and sexy. they typically have children but could be single or married alike a DILF. usually if younger men go for these women, the women may be referred to as a cougar to some audiences.

"Shit dude, I fucked Donny's mom last weekend, we were all high and shit"
"Gnarly bruh, do you think she will find out?"
"I hope not, but boy she has got one hell of an ass"
"She is a MILF according to my boner"

by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016

Milf

Mom I'd like (to) Fuck

A sexy Mum that has a large rack

Woah Harry's Mums A Milf

by DingusDongus420 July 28, 2017