Midget

The act of being really short

Dang Novo is now the midget of our group he’s rly short

by Novosabitch July 12, 2022

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.

A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."

by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022

Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why

I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them

by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022

Midget Porn

Legal child porn.

You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.

by Graci3.a_ September 5, 2022

Midgetuous

Adjective: describing anything as small and accessible, designed/built for and with midgets in mind.

The kitchen features a midgetuous design with shorter countertops for easy access by the family's midget mother.

by T_Money$$$ September 15, 2022

Midgetidis

The syndrome of being super short and having a crap ton of y’all friends that calm you a midget

Zackery has Midgetidis and is made fun of for it.

by Litman2014 October 4, 2022