Console Merchant

An individual who succeeds through the use of Aim Assist on Console platforms rather than his or her own skill.

Suji is such a console merchant, his controller is literally playing the game for him!

Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.

by MLG420McSwaggerton February 28, 2022

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

mercede

A shiny expensive kind of Benz

DAMN!! That chick is driving a Mercedes!!

by Joria Cactus September 30, 2008

Mercan

A rare species of homosapian - which legend says - originated from the arabian peninsula.

Displays agressive behaviour towards non arabs.

Is famously known to indulge in food more frequently than usual.

UMIS president (past, present and future).

Fails at pronouncing the word 'google'.
Known for her ruthless pranks, and abrupt comments.

Has an unusal obsession with purple items.

Q: Who is to blame?
A: Who else but Mercan!

Q: Who did this?
A: Obviously Mercan!

Q: So who's the president?
A: Dude, can it be anyone else but Mercan?

by Iggy Shepard May 2, 2013

mercedes

In Germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.

Cars from Mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!

by Deutschland July 28, 2008

mercedes child

a rich stuck up kid, stuck in their mothers perception of the world and the most familiar way of travelling to school in the morning is staring at the inside of thier leather-lined mercedes-benz.

Look, there goes a mercedes child.

by moll September 10, 2005

mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.

The trans went in my Mercedes again.

by jondapicam November 9, 2003