i melon you

sweet like melon

i melon you babe

by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

Nigga Melon

OMG NIGGA MELON OHH CHEZ

ola

ola soy nigga melon

by Irtalian Sheimer August 1, 2021

Nigga melon

The act of putting a watermelon rind on top of a person's head that is of african decent.

I just made him a Nigga melon

by Jaquavious Brown January 25, 2022

Mr melon

A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour

Oh no bobby its a mr melon
Shit run

by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021

poppin melons

used to describe the act of shooting a person in the head, usually with a pistol on the street

ay, Tyrone was on the block poppin melons last night, he caught three bodies

by themoparguy426 January 4, 2022

Doggo Melon

A dog who has a watermelon on his head sometimes used for memes

Oh look a doggo melon!
This doggo melon is so sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022