The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
Get the Sweat-mathingmug. i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
by cod1008 November 19, 2010
Get the Math Financemug. Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
by Mathguy July 7, 2012
Get the Pregnancy Mathmug. Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye while attempting to read it.
After seeing that kid get up at the front of the class and write on the board 7-3=49678.32, I knew he only knew rager math
by WordJesus December 29, 2020
Get the Rager Mathmug. A fucking hell hole where you waste an hour of your time to make x and y go to the train station. Oh Suzie rode her bike 12 miles in 12 days how many miles did she did in a day. Shits retarted
by ogmnb February 12, 2020
Get the Math Classmug. Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.
Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!
by WWOREOD April 13, 2021
Get the Gaetz Mathmug. This tells you all you need to know
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
Get the Jackson Mathmug.