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John Mark

John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.
John Mark wears a big ass ring.
by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019
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QUESTION MARK?!?!

When someone says something surprising, just hit em with a,"QUESTION MARK?!?!" It basically means, "WHAAAAAA?"
Brendyn: Hey, long time no see, I have 10 dogs.
Jace: QUESTION MARK?!?!
by 18-5-20-1-18-4-12 May 9, 2018
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fart mark

when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.
Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.
by Dustyeyes January 2, 2009
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Mark Felt

A man who leaked news of the Nixon Administration's involvement in the Watergate Scandal to Carl Bernstein and Something Woodward. He has until today (5-31-05) been referred to "deep throat" to keep a secretive identity. (1) To "Mark Felt" someone is to "deep throat," i.e. in a sexual manner. (2) To "pull a Mark Felt" is to leak secret news.

I want to be a lexicographer.
(1) Natasha Miller will finally Mark Felt me durring her normal session of Road Doming that she does while I drive her home.

(2) I stole Calen's Oreos and almost got away with it until Joey pulled a Mark Felt and got me busted.
by Kia (heyxia) July 15, 2008
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A Mark Craig

I just did a Mark Craig Yesterday, Ouch!
by Ryan Griffin69 May 11, 2016
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Mark Riley

1. verb; Ambush journalism.
2. verb; to use selective editing to make a news story out of a non-issue

Origin: Mark Riley (chief political editor for Channel 7 News, Australia) ambushed Tony Abbott, leader of the Australian Coalition party, over comments of "shit happens..." made to commanding officers about the death of one of their troopers during visit a to Afghanistan. Using selective editing Riley attempted to make out that Abbott was insensitive to the death of the soldier when he made the comment.
Obama was Mark Riley'd during his opening speech at congress yesterday.
by pi3142 February 27, 2011
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Pantsclamation Mark

An exclamation-mark shaped skidmark! A long stripe with a big dot at the bottom!
Just had a near death experience on my motorbike this morning - an idiot nearly crashed head-on into me and I did a pantsclamation mark in my undies.
by x2zero August 28, 2013
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