The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.
by Mike Will November 18, 2003
Used to present a children's art program on CBBC called SMart, along with a guy called Jay something and a woman called Kirsten something. I don't know if the program is still going or not, though.
I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.
I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.
by Bethany August 31, 2006
by Dustyeyes January 03, 2009
John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.
by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019
by Ryan Griffin69 May 11, 2016
To sabotage ones friends by using a bitch move to place an obstructive item in their path when exiting a pipe in the pipe plaza level, while using the excuse,"can't argue with results".
by Mario Kart October 07, 2013
Person 1: Whatever happened to John?
Person 2: Oh, he Mark Heathcliffed himself
Person 1: Dang, guess no one came for him.
Person 2: Oh, he Mark Heathcliffed himself
Person 1: Dang, guess no one came for him.
by TheDarkraiDimension September 12, 2023