Mario

Pretty much any Italian person.

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"

by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023

Mario

Chris Pratt

"Mario will be played by Chris Pratt

by linkyboi December 13, 2022

mario

some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living

in the distance: it's a me, mario!

peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles

by azurean May 07, 2021

Marios

Marios is a Greek boy name. Marios usually has a huge magic stick down there, and he is also really smart, kind, loyal and very responsible when it comes to his duties. He is a supportive friend, that is always there for you. A Marios is either really athletic, or really artistic.

Damn! Marios looking thick today!

by hugebunda November 20, 2021

Mario

Mario has 100% a big cock and gets every woman horny. He doesn’t do anything special to impress a woman, his big balls make him cool.

OH MY GOD ALEXA!LOOK AT MARIO ENTERING THE CLUB. MY PANTIES ARE SO WET.

by badboyboy November 20, 2021

Marios

Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge

Marios is BFFs with ms rickets

by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 05, 2021

Marios

The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).

It's not an ogre Marios.
It's never ogre.

by Shrek is love i say, S is life November 20, 2021