Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

by Chaz114 February 16, 2010

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Gaetz Math

Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.

Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!

by WWOREOD April 13, 2021

math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.

player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU

by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021

Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022

russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.

Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.

by geek.girl April 13, 2017

Rager Math

Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye while attempting to read it.

After seeing that kid get up at the front of the class and write on the board 7-3=49678.32, I knew he only knew rager math

by WordJesus December 29, 2020