Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

Mississippi waterfall

After anal the giver lays on the floor with black face make up on with their mouth open while the receiver squats over their face and defecate the seaman, diarrhea and blood over the givers face

Devon: hey richard, what shoe polish did you use for our Mississippi waterfall
Richard: just some off brand stuff.

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Mississippi backsplash

Pulling out after anal sex and having the kids farted out onto you

I did this girl in the rear and she gave me a Mississippi backsplash

by Slightly abused May 7, 2025

Mississippi Mouthwash

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.

Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".

by LaShondralah Jones May 8, 2025

Mississippi Razzle Dazzle

The act of "bedazzling" someone's genitalia with gems before sucking them off

"Dude that hoe at the front desk of the Budget Inn gave me Mississippi Razzle Dazzle!"

by Jo Jo Meister May 28, 2025

Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.

Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.

by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025

mississippi

a state that used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, but has been surpassed by them due to mississippi population decline & utah and nevada massive population growth

mississippi used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, was 31st place. fast forward to now, mississippi is 35th place. and with things in place, new mexico and idaho are most likely to surpass mississippi next.

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025