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MILF monster

A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.
Dick: dude, that chick over there is a MILF monster!
Bob: i know right?
by Da flying MILF Monster! April 18, 2011
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Milf Boobed

The experience on Facebook when you send a private Facebook gift to someone and you find out that all your friends see it in your Facebook status.
I was Milf Boobed! I sent a joke gift on Facebook of image of a lady with big boobs and the title was Milf Boobs and I didn't realize that everyone in my friend list would see it.
by pboob March 19, 2009
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Wanna Be MILF

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
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Mega milf

Mary jo ford md aka DAkotas Mom aka the original milf
"dude i hit on dakotas mom on the way to venice " " SHES A mega MILF"
by the real mclovin69 May 9, 2009
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MILF

bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel
by hateta October 21, 2010
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milf'n

1(v.) to pursue older women for sexual liasons 2(n.) a sexual experiance involving a younger man and and older woman
v) "Dude, Bon Jovi is in town this weekend. Let's get tickets and go milf'n."
n) "Let's go buy your Mom's friends some drinks and see what happens. I could use a good milf'n."
by x10leah27x August 28, 2011
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milf

Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.
by secretonelol November 24, 2014
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