Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 04, 2020

Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.

Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!

by CoreyFeldman October 28, 2017

Matthew and Angela

The two that everyone ships even the teachers does. You see them in the hall talking and playing around. They always denied their feelings though.

Hey, look it's Matthew and Angela. Can I go to yall wedding?

by user1298492309 April 01, 2022

matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets

Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers

by Poo cock July 23, 2020

matthew yu

gay

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.

by juju3 February 16, 2022

Matthew Higham

Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls :)

by Mariokartsmells likecrap March 30, 2022

Matthew Higham

An absolute dipshit, will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls

by March 30, 2022