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Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
by mhmhmh March 27, 2009
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Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.
He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.
by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013
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laying an otter

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011
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lay a date

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009
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Shmerken doff lai

A bitch who thinks she’s good at tik tok
Shmerken doff lai is annoying
by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019
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Lay's Stax

A cheap rip-off of the best kind of canned chips out there, but made by the best potato chip company out there, but still, it's pretty shit regardless.
"Hey, uh, Devon? They didn't have Pringles in the store, so does some Lay's Stax work fine for you?"
by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017
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LAY LAY

A LAYLAY IS SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WHO YOU COULD "LAY UP WITH" AFTER A KILL...
"BRO THATS A GOOD LAY LAY RIGHT THERE"
"SHE A GOOD LAY LAY
by SS1000cO2 March 8, 2019
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