loose as a goose

with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.

Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"

by The Better Simon April 7, 2010

loose

someone actin up, speakin up, or doing something unthoughtfully. Acting crazy, ignorant, or obnoxious.

Joe, "Yo this cat just went up to that teacher and just smacked her ass!" Jose "WOW! This cat is loose."

by rszab001 July 16, 2007

Loose Laces

When a man is in a hotel room buck naked with his knees on the floor and his body is hunched over the bed and his head is looking back at the door with a big smile on his face.

Hey Jose, are you ok?

Nah, man after the blumpkin I'm all loose laces.

by yo, g money! June 5, 2011

loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!

I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008

Loosegina

A Woman with a very loose vagina.

Wow, Leonard, Your mom have a loosegina

by Aaronfromgbo March 14, 2008

loose boundary

a boundary that can be broken, but not often and only when really needed to

Mags and Jake set a loose boundary to not have sex, but if it happens, it happens

by wowhore October 7, 2011

Loose Leaf

1. Paper sold typically in bulk and sometimes present three holes for use in a binder.

2. Describing marijuana of a cheap or low quality kind.

1. Be sure to have with you a pack of loose leaf paper for class.

2. Don't be throwing me some loose leaf shit, yahear?

by Extra Meat Sammich May 26, 2016