The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.
by Saganh January 12, 2014
Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
by Dorkmuffin May 03, 2019
when a very aggressive driver continuously weaves in and out of traffic, despite making minimal forward progress
by Ryan_the_stupid_cashier April 23, 2018
by Bjorkish October 09, 2007
That thing where you put a starlight mint in your mouth and give oral sex so you can keep watching Hallmark Christmas movies all night long.
My jaw is sore. I took my husband to Peppermint Lane while I watched Christmas for Christmas on Hallmark channel.
by Fionna Schwab January 06, 2020
by Turbo667 April 01, 2020
Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014