Knock knock

A term used to make a joke that starts out as someone knocking on the door.

Dingbat: Knock knock.
Scallywag: Who’s there?
Dingbat: Mike.
Scallywag: Mike who?
Dingbat: Oxmaul.
Scallywag: I don’t get it. Mike Oxmaul?
Dingbat: I didn’t know that. HA HA!

by Likewater August 15, 2021

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Fraggle Knocked

when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

Getting James’d: when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

“Yo. Did you see that chick at the petting zoo get Fraggle Knocked by the shovel when the wind blew it right between her bent over butt cheeks?”

by Estelle21 April 12, 2024

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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

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knocking it down

(näk-ing it doun) v. expression used when one "manscapes" (see manscape). Also a term used when one uses specific designs in one's body hair.

Steve, a bear of a man, wanted to be as slippery as he could for his KY Wrestling match. He resorted to knocking it down to ensure that he was as slippery as possible.

by narnar11 October 23, 2014

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