Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.

Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!

by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017

Juan

Going 0-7 in a baseball game - a real choke!

Budney came up to bat in the 9th hoping for a hit. He was already 0-6 and didn’t want to pull a Juan!

by Rocking Ruby November 23, 2022

Juan

Juan

"giga juan"

by Emporiohak December 4, 2020

Juan

juan is the life of the party. not just a party but anywhere he goes. bars, clubs, even work! you name it. they are extremely genius people and know absolutely everything. juans are never wrong and they know it. they are amazing at sex and everything surrounding that, they know how to please you and most of the times have mommy issues. they love milfs but claim they don’t like kids but when introduced to them juans fall in love with babies. they also love younger girls, they claim to hate immaturity but also get off on that and likes the entertainment of teaching and leading people to become more mature. they are great boyfriends (sometimes) and treat you like a queen. they also don’t hit girls. i love juans.

juan was WILD last night
juan gave me some amazing dick earlier today

by itsmariaw June 28, 2021

juan parra

The most handsomest fuck boy you will meet.
He will get your girl with a wink.

you know juan he's back at it again
juan parra is really hot and such a fuckboy

by BIg chewy March 13, 2017

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Juan

is the best boyfriend you will ever ask for will always tell you that he misses you and LOVES YOU everdayyyyy has a great sense of dirty humour is kind knows how you feel even if u didnt tell him sexy abs and veiny arms.

Juan is so nice

ik right

by valbahe8 November 21, 2023