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CJ JORDAN

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy
John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy
by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020
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jordan wrigley

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches
You could call him a real jordan wrigley
by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021
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My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.
by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021
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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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Jordan Gossman

Singer/Songwriter/Music Producer from Northern Minnesota born on February 11th, 1991 in St. Paul, Minnesota. Now, marketed as one of Minnesota's leading independent recording artists, Jordan (stage name Jordan! or Jordan Gossman) is on his way to making his mark in the R&B/ Hip Hop aspect of the music industry.
Jordan Gossman is a musical genius.
by Music Maker February 4, 2010
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Jordan Blilie

Jordan Blilie is one of the two vocalists of the now deceased band, 'The Blood Brothers'. He was featured throughout all of their albums, usually singing in a low, sexy voice or doing some pretty hard core screaming.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.

Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!

If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
by Coffee Shit July 27, 2009
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Nicca Jordan

When someone is giving someone such good head that they start doing the Jordan.
Girl #1: Do you make your boyfriend do dat Nicca Jordan?
Nate: Omg of course Keagan’s penis is so big
by bangggggggggggg July 25, 2019
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