Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge

“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”

by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018

Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under

Jonathan sucks for real

by Lars du vet April 27, 2022

Jonathan

A dumbass!

Jonathan fumbled the love of his life!

by Luv07 November 22, 2023

Jonathan

A sweet and adorable 13 year old man I truly love and adore so much that I could hug him and squeeze him to death (not really), he’s literally the love of my life and I cannot let go of him no matter what situation we’re in. I will continue to die for this man. -written by anna

"A sweet and precious boy named jonathan."

by UrbanAnna April 25, 2022

Jonathan

Evil man. Will break your heart then suddenly ghost you forever

Jonathan is an asshole

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.

Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.

by Megasour69 January 28, 2023

jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020