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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by TripleAron May 17, 2022
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jess magana

omg yea that girl jess magana loves to tickle booties
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Jesse

Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.
by The mad hatter November 23, 2021
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Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.
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jess madigan

The most beautiful girl you will ever see. Bubbly,kind, caring, hilarious. Hot.
by Zzzeea January 28, 2018
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Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
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