workle jerk 

The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.

Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"

Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."

workle jerk by Noisy Ned August 6, 2010

French Jerk 

a variation of the "eiffel tower" or "taking some one to Paris" when two men dock their penises, and form an eiffel tower formation with their hands. The third gentlemen also known as the jerk, then jerks the foreskin back and forth over the docked peni.

Billy was the jerk in our french jerk!

docking eiffel tower going to paris threesome

French Jerk by slideways240 November 27, 2012

How To Jerk Off

If you are wondering how to jerk off, it is very simple. All you have to do is use 1 of your hands and grab your penis...Then you rub it by stroking it up and down. You should use lube that way nothing happens to you. Jerking off is really fun. And if you jerk off it doesn't mean that you are gay.....you can do it with friends or anyone you choose it doesn't matter if they call you gay your not trust me. And that is all you have to do is sroke ur penis back and forth to make it more entertaining you can finger your ass or rub ur nipples or what ever you want to do. I do mine while I am taking a shit that way no1 knows and you have have a nice job done.

Jerking off is very simple, I will teach you "How To Jerk Off"

How To Jerk Off by NellyBoy NY March 14, 2009

circle-jerk 

When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.

circle-jerk by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

Alpha Jerk 

Falling into the second socket.The socket of death.There are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.

Jimi Hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.Alpha jerks can happen when your high.

"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."

"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"


"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."

Alpha Jerk by Jaja Binx January 29, 2009

Derk Jerk  

The act of running rampid around a small four walled room while useing two hands to caresses ones lower region to point of eruption. You can rate your preformance by the ammount of white fluids that cover the wall.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.

Bryce: Hey, what did you do last night?
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*

Derk Jerk by Houdini Master April 30, 2008

circle jerk 

A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.

Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?

circle jerk by ExtraGoodChi March 26, 2003