One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

The Pizza Hut slip

When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.

Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip

Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face

Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?

Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip

by Vice420 June 12, 2021

String Slip

When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.

I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

Slip

To say no to something; decline; something not worth while; to pass on an opportunity

Tina: “Hey, let’s hit that party tonight”

Angel: “That party sounded busted, that’s a slip for me.”

by laylayni December 10, 2021

Flaming slip n slide

A daring and unconventional sex act that involves the adventurous use of fire and lubrication. In this exhilarating act, one partner applies a generous amount of flammable lube onto their body, while the other partner ignites it with a carefully controlled flame. As the lube catches fire, the couple engages in a slippery and adrenaline-fueled escapade, sliding and gliding through the flames with unabashed enthusiasm

Ambatubus: So me and Amkaming did the Flaming slip n slide last night
Ambatublow: wow that's amazing

by D3ADM1ND May 28, 2023

jimmy slip slide

When you grab your jimmy and slip her panties to the side and slide it in. Duhh

Do you want know my friend “Jimmy Slip Slide?”

by Jfloresc2 December 5, 2020

Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022