by Matt November 1, 2006
Get the urban dictionary bugsmug. Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON
Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
by Mike Wozousky February 15, 2010
Get the Lady Bug Rapemug. Means a person whose so ugly and so assinine that the person who they are talking to imagines that their eye's would just pop out off their head and walk off.
Commonly only used as an insult.
Commonly only used as an insult.
"Look at that bug eyed bitch!"
"In all honesty, i don't give a shit
what you're saying, because simply,
your a bug eyed bitch."
"In all honesty, i don't give a shit
what you're saying, because simply,
your a bug eyed bitch."
by Zero From #RRR March 7, 2009
Get the Bug Eyed Bitchmug. cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.
daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no
by Petra! August 30, 2005
Get the cute as a bug's earmug. A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020
Get the boston bug splatmug. A man of many talents, hes great at using his big lips to suck toes, Has been edging for seven years, has a record of 37 upper deckers in one house. he always has a soft spot for Hayes H and his massive shcmeat. Doo Doo Bug is a great friend but also a pedophile he likes to flirt with younger women. And also is "slangin"
by Tim Hoerton October 30, 2023
Get the Doo Doo Bugmug. It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.
I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023
Get the Riverbottom Bed Bugmug.