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Incestigate

1. Subtly trying to find out if a family member is dtf without destroying your relationship if they are not.

2. Portmanteau of Incest and Instigate. Putting two or more people who are related in naughty situations to see if they'll go for eachother.
1. John: Dude that girl Annie was all over your dick, why didn't you tap that?
Bobby: She's my cousin! There's no way shes into me, besides her mom would kill us!
John: I think it's time for an incestigation. Be a more flirty, maybe take a walk together.

Annie: Ugh... I flirted with my cousin Bobby to get him to buy us beer and now he's being all weird and gross.
Rita: You went too far girl, he thought you were serious!

Annie: You're right this has all the signs of an incestigating. I gotta reject him ASAP!

2. John: Man I'm so pissed at Bobby for ruining my chances I'm going to incestigate him and Annie just to fuck with him.
by NedryOS June 8, 2018
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Incesty

Family members that are just a bit too friendly with each other
dude you and your mom are a bit Incesty
by a strate homo July 18, 2018
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Incestigate

When a person checks out a blood relative and thinks, "man, I could totally bang them!"
The candidate incestigated his daughter and said he could date her if they were not related.
by MalevolentCreation July 26, 2018
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incestor

It’s an ancestor that’s connected to the family tree multiple times
Jim bo :Hey billy bob what’s with your family tree connecting between your parents and their parents

Billy bob : oh that’s because thems my incestor my mommy and pappy are bruther and sister
by Yupman69420 December 15, 2019
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Incestigate

When you have attempted to use the word “investigate” to a friend or family member, but did not spot what may be the worst typo of all time.
You could have preemptively corrected the “incestigate” typo if you had investigated.
by —-@-@— July 19, 2020
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incestaytion

the act of having sex with your clone
(incest, gay, masturbation smashed into one)
"I was having incestaytion with my clone the other day!"

"We were having incestaytion... sorry..."
by kacchie September 2, 2020
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Incestor

Someone who frequently resorts to fucking his gay sisters at after parties due to a lack of fresh meat.
Davit couldn’t help himself last night and he turned into a total incestor again.
by PetitDragon November 29, 2020
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